my true story capturing a killer in dangerous australia

So one day was doing school work (as always) and minding me own busyness on the desk ehy, suddenly smacking out from no where i SAW just this horrible and terryfrying beast with eight(8) freaky leggs dropped form above ( dont know where) landed on top of the standing pile of books short distance away from my seat (i have to admit it did gave me a shcok for a few seconds, say 3 seconds k) so its looking at me and i slowly stand; and while giving a steady stern look back i made my move grabbing a thin note book rolling it up and was gona use it on that spider. BUT guess what?? he/she might have known i was gona smack the living shit out of its life (pretty damn smart spider, cause i really dont think i gave anything much away, may be he might have seen what rolled up objects had done to his friends before etc, and i was like c'mon dont run away, no point looking all that FREAKY and mean really) so yeah she made a leap up the shelves and tried to make an escape out the window but it was tightly sshut (HAHA on your face!) HAVE I lost you yet??.. cause no point continuing if no one's readingg and gives a damn! i have pictures and videos of it if u guys are interested. so tell me! im dying to share..